You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks
a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground
man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions
robot with only one wheel hobbles around a walrus theme park
middle-aged man is falsely accused and is forced to clean up a whole town
go to high school in a shitty rural town and force yourself to make friends
you’re dumped on an island full of racist douchelords and an active volcano
struggle to watch a movie while your girlfriend passive aggressively nags you because you didn’t remember it was your anniversary
A cyborg who always wears sunglasses runs around at night talking to badly-voiced characters and uncovering conspiracies.
Professional Athlete convinces religious natives to murder every important figure in their church they find.
Your father has you woken up rudely to tell you that you’re adopted and then makes you go through the worst parts of town to run errands for every single one of your neighbors so you can see the bossy girl next door and her suave but obviously evil new guardian, and it takes you seven years to accomplish.
You and your best friends spend all your time on the internet.
You have to go on a mission to save the world after your mother died and your life was completely ruined, only to end with the death of your brother.
A bunch of kids accidentally kill thousands upon thousands of people then go home. There was meant to be a sequel with more to the story, but it might never be produced because everyone was so disappointed.
Beat up other people’s pets and do the police’s work for them.
A mama’s boy, his action girlfriend and his pet zombie robot try to stop modernisation.
A crybaby (who gets magical powers by being touched in a hot spring), his pet dog, a disabled guy and a tomboy try to stop a bunch of pig guys destroying the world.
After acting as the personal bitch of three ugly space-hipsters, your sucky space-taxi gets blown up by bugs and you turn into a near-dead cripple with a face that makes you look like a penis-wrinkle. A drunk, chain-smoking, elderly terrorist forces you to run errands with homicidal strangers before you blow up an angry puppet and yourself in a weird space-ghetto full of bugs.
^^^ that is the best explanation of mass effect 2 ever.